Below is another carefully curated selection from my long-running discussions with the learned Theban in the White House.
Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
Chris Floyd @empireburlesque
@realDonaldTrump MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! IMPEACH FILTHY CROOKS WHO USE PUBLIC OFFICE FOR PERSONAL PROFITS!
Chris Floyd @empireburlesque
@realDonaldTrump MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! PUNCH A NAZI IN THE FACE!
Chris Floyd @empireburlesque
@realDonaldTrump YES! I WILL GLADLY CONTRIBUTE TO THE PRICE OF YOUR PLANE TICKET TO ANY OTHER COUNTRY IN THE WORLD! GET THE PUTZ OUTTA HERE!
Chris Floyd @empireburlesque
@realDonaldTrump Trump can’t take it; Putzie-Führer goes on vacation after two weeks of taking orders from his boss, Bannon. Weak!
Chris Floyd @empireburlesque
@realDonaldTrump Dope-addled Donald Trump can’t cut the mustard. Impeach him now & send him to de-tox, for his own good!
Chris Floyd @empireburlesque
@realDonaldTrump MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! PUT DOPE-ADDLED POTUS ON DETOX PROGRAM!
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Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
Hope you like my nomination of Judge Neil Gorsuch for the United States Supreme Court. He is a good and brilliant man, respected by all.
Chris Floyd @empireburlesque
@realDonaldTrump Yes, he’s your kinda guy all right: Fascism Forever. But of course, YOU didn’t pick him, Putzie. We all know it was Bannon.
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Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
Iran was on its last legs and ready to collapse until the U.S. came along and gave it a life-line in the form of the Iran Deal: $150 billion
Chris Floyd @empireburlesque
@realDonaldTrump Trump was on his last legs until he let Bannon take over his life. Now he’s just a hair-doping weakling following orders.
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Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
Interesting that certain Middle-Eastern countries agree with the ban. They know if certain people are allowed in it’s death & destruction!
Chris Floyd @empireburlesque
@realDonaldTrump Taking your lead from Saudi Arabia now, are you, Herr Putzie-Führer? Or did your boss Bannon tell you to say that?
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Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
Iran is playing with fire – they don’t appreciate how “kind” President Obama was to them. Not me!
Chris Floyd @empireburlesque
@realDonaldTrump Look, Don, we know about the hair-dope thing. But missiles aren’t really a penis substitute, you know.
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Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
Yes, Arnold Schwarzenegger did a really bad job as Governor of California and even worse on the Apprentice…but at least he tried hard!
Chris Floyd @empireburlesque
@realDonaldTrump I notice yr fixation on Arnie’s hardness. The side-effects of your hair-growth dope really bother you, eh? #TrumpNotHard
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Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
We must keep “evil” out of our country!
Chris Floyd @empireburlesque
@realDonaldTrump You mean we must keep fake evil — “evil” — out, but let real evil (no quotes) in? Mission accomplished: you’re the POTUS!
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Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
When a country is no longer able to say who can, and who cannot , come in & out, especially for reasons of safety &.security – big trouble!
Chris Floyd @empireburlesque
@realDonaldTrump Are you going to say who can go OUT of the country now, Herr Putzie-Führer?
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Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
The opinion of this so-called judge, which essentially takes law-enforcement away from our country, is ridiculous and will be overturned!
Chris Floyd @empireburlesque
@realDonaldTrump The opinion of this so-called president, who doesn’t know how the judicial system works, is pig-ignorant & will be ignored!